feeling old part #28

A recent birthday added another candle on the cake (although I don't really know if the candles on my real cake added up to 28 after all).  So if a birthday wasn't enough to make me feel old, I also recently got my first 10-yr reunion invite.  TEN YEARS.

Hopefully now you all feel just as old because I know you're adding up how long you've been out of high school.  What?  Ran out of fingers on two hands to count?  Break out that TI-89 graphing calculator that you never use anymore.  y=mx+b, what?!  Ah, there's an abacus in the back.

And if THAT wasn't enough to make me feel old, I answered an unknown ATL number tonight only to realize I had fallen into the give your alma mater money because you make a salary now and you should have money to give us! trap.  And I was called "Mr." and "sir".  Seriously?

And just for that I didn't give them my money.  Well that and the fact that I'm paying off student loans.

Alas, another birthday and life goes on.  Still not 30 yet though!

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